"Squid" (squid) 05/23/2014 at 12:42 • Filed to: ghostride the blip

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We all got Members Only jackets while everyone was a way. That is the reason for all the errors.

Nibbles > Squid 05/23/2014 at 12:44

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Pshh Members Only jackets. You should see what they sent me for their "clerical error" a couple weeks ago!

$kaycog > Squid 05/23/2014 at 12:46

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cabarne4 > Squid 05/23/2014 at 12:46

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I sent my certified check for the annual dues to Jalopnik's Nigerian bank, as per the email I received. The check was cashed last week, but I haven't received my Members Only jacket yet. It's been 5 business days, what's the eta?

Nibbles > cabarne4 05/23/2014 at 12:58

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The Members Only jackets are re-ships for long term Gold members only. You should have a package consisting of:

One (1) bottle Brefass® Scotch
One (1) Jalopnik Gold™ American Express credit application
Two (2) pair Roy-Ban Aviatour sunglasses
Two (2) Jalopnik Gold™ decals
One (1) Jalopnik Gold™ V-neck shirt designed by Ed Hardy

Expect delivery in the next 6 to 8 weeks, excluding the month of July.

cabarne4 > Nibbles 05/23/2014 at 13:00

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Is there any way to substitute the bottle of Brefass Scotch with cheap Kentucky Bourbon instead? It's all I drink.

Nibbles > cabarne4 05/23/2014 at 13:03

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No exchanges, substitutions, returns or refunds. Exclusions may apply. Not available in AK, WV, WY or AL. Contact Roy Wort for details and a full prospectus.

Squid > $kaycog 05/23/2014 at 13:07

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Hahahahaha Thats great!

cabarne4 > Nibbles 05/23/2014 at 13:08

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Damn, I always forget to read the fine print... I'm sure I can find someone to help me out. Thanks, Nibbles!

Squid > Nibbles 05/23/2014 at 13:09

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Well don't humble brag about it. . . Geez, I'm still waiting on my Brefass Scotch.

Nibbles > Squid 05/23/2014 at 13:15

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There's a document included in your welcome package that includes information on how to contact Member Services about that Scotch shipment